[英超传声筒]Rnd7：热刺屠杀曼城英超争冠显乱象，车子平 ...

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    [英超传声筒]Rnd7：热刺屠杀曼城英超争冠显乱象，车子平纽卡保级大战也很忙  由 AlanWake44 发表在足球.足球话题区
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    ON： 热刺 4-1 曼城
    [–]【Brighton & Hove Albion】JamieBevvers 524 points 17 hours ago
    I really like the fact that Spurs' 3 behind the striker are Erik, Son, and Eriksen.
    Great stuff.
    热刺锋线身后这3人组真是让人爱不释手，埃里克、孙 和 埃里克森。
    [–]【Chicago Fire】c12345g 78 points 16 hours ago
    At last, we've discovered the secret behind Baldini's transfer policy: he's chasing puns.
    起码从中可以对巴尔蒂尼的转会策略一窥究竟：他喜欢玩拼词。
    [–]【Manchester City】Mr-Pants 128 points 18 hours ago
    Do the players always walk out to Star Wars music at the Lane??
    白鹿巷球场球员走出来的时候背景一直都放星战主题曲的吗？？
    [–]【Manchester City】notgivinafuck 76 points 18 hours ago
    yup.
    是的。
    [–]【Manchester City】Mr-Pants 9 points 18 hours ago
    Is that a new thing or have I just not been paying attention?
    这个是最近才有的吗？一直都没有关注
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】AcidRave 48 points 18 hours ago
    Been doing it for years
    年娇处
    [–]【Manchester City】TheMilleniumFalcao 210 points 17 hours ago*
    Right lads we're playing no offsides today, fill your boots!
    EDIT: SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
    好了伙计们，今天比赛没有越位啊，使劲冲啊！
    编辑：真心的这裁判搞什么啊！
    [–]【Olympiacos】Slasher7 125 points 18 hours ago
    Caballero's head is brighter than my future
    卡巴列罗的头比我的前途还要光明
    [–]【Manchester United】incognito_red 154 points 19 hours ago
    Come on spurs you can do this !!
    刺刺加油啊你们可以的！！
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】tdiitd 192 points 19 hours ago
    lad
    兄弟们~
    [–]【Manchester City】sfida95 83 points 18 hours ago
    Its a Cock on a basketball
    他们不过是篮球上站了只鸟（吐槽热刺队徽）
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】danfeen 311 points 17 hours ago
    If we adorned it with three meaningless stars that we didn't earn, would that improve it?
    所以如果我们在上面再绣3颗毫无意义、我们从来没拿到过的星星，看起来会好点？（吐槽曼城队徽）
    [–]【Ajax】teymon 50 points 17 hours ago
    Oh snap
    欧这脸打的
    [–]i-spye 29 points 19 hours ago
    Joe Hart dropped... why?
    哈特没上……为毛？
    [–]ElqruqpurplE 159 points 19 hours ago
    Pellegrini chose his Willy over his Hart.
    佩莱格里尼用他的下半身思考了。（Willy是卡巴列罗的名，也是JB的意思，Hart和心“heart”同音）
    [–]【Bristol Rovers】Mel0n_Collie 1309 points 16 hours ago
    "Fuck it, I love goals" - Linesman
    “越毛线，我就爱看进球”——边裁
    [–]【Chelsea】Iliad93 334 points 16 hours ago
    Football won
    足球的胜利
    [–]【Leeds United】LiveTogetherDieAlon3 1336 points 16 hours ago
    Man city had "won" the league two weeks ago. Could be 4th tonight.
    2周之前曼城还英超“提前夺冠”。今晚搞不好要掉第四去了。
    [–]【Manchester United】omegaxLoL 426 points 16 hours ago
    Will never forget Niall Quinn saying City had a finger on the trophy after the 3-0 against Chelsea. After the 2nd game of the season for fuck sake.
    永远忘不了奎因在曼城3-0切尔西后说曼城已经染指冠军奖杯了。草泥马那时候联赛才开始2轮。
    [–]【Manchester United】BritishRedux 452 points 17 hours ago
    This is why it's ridiculous to try predicting the league when it's barely started
    所以说联赛刚开始的时候就在那里猜啊猜是有多蠢
    [–]【Chelsea】Gordondel 199 points 16 hours ago
    I still saw comments yesterday saying it was basically done, I really don't understand some people.
    我昨天还看到有人说联赛基本已经敲定了，有些人真是看不懂。
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】hdah24 173 points 23 hours ago
    Same thing happens every year.
    去年也是一毛一样。
    [–]【Arsenal】MDawgJP 420 points 23 hours ago
    City went all the way to London 4-1 goal
    城城一路来伦敦就四为一个进球
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】GNPunk 111 points 22 hours ago
    Boooooooooo......
    Upvoted anyways.
    嘘……好老套……
    还是点个赞吧。
    [–]【Leicester City】bhaiyamafkaro 351 points 23 hours ago
    By now this years pl winners should be clear.
    此时此刻，想必大家都知道今年英超冠军是谁了吧。（莱斯特指的是自己= =）
    [–]【Manchester United】ParkerZA 462 points 23 hours ago
    Yep, congrats Leicester.
    是的，恭喜你狐了。
    [–]【Leicester City】bhaiyamafkaro 172 points 23 hours ago
    I'll be humble and say west ham also has a chance.
    我这个人比较低调，西汉姆也能有机会吧。
    [–]【West Ham United】Hello_mate 64 points 23 hours ago
    It's gunna be close. I'd take second after you boys though.
    应该势均力敌。但我锤做个第二也挺满意的。
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】clevelandspur 189 points 23 hours ago
    Well, that was unexpected.
    好吧，猜到了开头没猜到结尾。
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】cheftlp1221 108 points 23 hours ago
    Finally waking up early has a pay off.
    难得早起看次球总算没白起。
    [–]【Real Madrid】h3ro1n1e 461 points 23 hours ago
    I just wanna say that after all the shit Lamela has got, he was absolutely brilliant today.
    我只想说拉梅拉经历了那么多起起落落，今天终于闪耀出光芒了。
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】WhyTomTom 149 points 23 hours ago
    The potential and quality has always been there and we're beginning to see it more consistently now.
    潜力和实力他都有的，现在会越来越多看到他的精彩表现。
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】badupoipoi 326 points 16 hours ago
    lamela's goal was hilarious
    willy and demichelis went full boateng
    拉梅拉的进球太好笑了
    卡巴列罗和德米凯利斯都被晃成博阿滕了
    [–]【Chelsea】j2k3k 126 points 16 hours ago
    My wife heard me screaming in joy and was caught off guard because the Chelsea game isn't for another couple hours.
    我老婆听到我开心地尖叫都吓楞了，因为切尔西的比赛还有好几个小时才开踢。
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】hdah24 609 points 23 hours ago*
    Funny, I heard your wife screaming in joy and was caught off guard because I don't come round for another couple hours
    有意思，我听到你老婆开心地尖叫我都楞了，因为我得过几个小时才去你家呢。
    [–]【Chelsea】j2k3k 111 points 23 hours ago
    :(
    [–]【Manchester United】dinoswagosaurusrex 55 points 23 hours ago
    Terry?!
    特里？！
    [–]【Chelsea】ngly 42 points 22 hours ago
    Nah, Giggs.
    不，是吉格斯。
    [–]【Arsenal】14Deadsouls 231 points 16 hours ago
    Tottenham fans right now
    此时此刻的热刺球迷
    [–]【Chelsea】THE_DROG 624 points 16 hours ago*
    Every time KDB scores, City lose.
    Coincidence?
    .... or the long con?
    ( ?° ?? ?°)
    edit: Facts can't melt dank memes
    每次德布劳内进球，曼城就输球。
    巧合？
    ……还是车子下的大棋？
    ( ?° ?? ?°)
    [–]【Manchester City】bantertrainchoochoo 423 points 16 hours ago
    WE LOSE EVERY WEEK
    WE LOSE EVERY WEEK
    YOU'RE NOTHING SPECIAL
    WE LOSE EVERY WEEK
    每周都输球
    每周都输球
    我们啥也没有
    每周都输球
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】NatrolleonBonaparte 418 points 16 hours ago
    LAMELA JUST SCORED
    LAMELA JUST SCORED
    HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE?
    LAMELA JUST SCORED
    拉梅拉进球啦
    拉梅拉进球啦
    你们该有多傻？
    拉梅拉进球啦
    [–]【Chelsea】AAAristarchus 149 points 16 hours ago
    This doesn't work when you're in the top half of the table.
    你们都排积分榜上半区了还说个毛线。
    [–]【Manchester City】bantertrainchoochoo 595 points 16 hours ago
    You'd know about not being in the top half then aye
    哈哈，你车在下半区应该混的蛮熟的
    [–]【Tottenham Hotspur】clevelandspur 159 points 16 hours ago
    Be very afraid, England... Erik Lamela has arrived.
    颤抖吧英格兰……埃里克-拉梅拉来也。
    [–]【Wolves】Biscuit-Face 122 points 16 hours ago
    Did he have trouble finding the place?
    所以他之前都是迷路了吗？
    ON： 曼联 3-0 桑德兰                                                                                
    [–]【Manchester United】mhaydar 105 points 22 hours ago
    Chris "lol you actually believed you could get past me" Smalling
    克里斯-哈哈哈你真的以为能过了我-斯莫林
    [–]【Galatasaray】MoneyChop 62 points 22 hours ago
    Chris "You've had enough mate i'm taking it back now" Smalling
    克里斯-把球给我我要防守了-斯莫林
    [–]【Manchester United】throwz6 108 points 23 hours ago
    Martial is so shit.
    No goals in his last 65 minutes of play.
    马夏尔不行啊。
    踢了65分钟还没进球。
    [–]【Manchester United】wordsmatter 44 points 22 hours ago
    We've advised him to do that. Don't want to pay performance clauses. Sly Woodward.
    我们教唆他别进的。免得到时候付浮动款项。三德子最奸了。
    [–]【Manchester United】Takley 122 points 22 hours ago
    Martials best game for us even if he didnt get a goal.
    马夏尔在我魔踢得最好的一场球，尽管他并没有进球。
    [–]【Manchester United】omgzam 220 points 22 hours ago
    [–]【Manchester United】solblurgh 79 points 22 hours ago
    It has been a while since Martial scored for us.
    距离马夏尔上次为我魔进球已经过去很久了。
    [–]【Manchester United】hennny 59 points 22 hours ago
    This goal drought is worrying.
    这球荒真让人捉急。
    ON： 曼联自2013年夺冠后首次登顶英超                                               
    [–]【Manchester United】ph11jp 399 points 22 hours ago
    The true test is the next 4-6 weeks.
    With arsenal, city, everton, palace away coming up its gonna be tough.
    真正的考验在未来的4-6周。
    有客场阿森纳、曼城、埃弗顿、水晶宫，都不好打。
    [–]【Manchester United】Modini 206 points 22 hours ago
    And throw in a trip to Moscow to boot so the players will be extra knackered.
    再去莫斯科走一个球员回来就更加疲惫不堪了。
    [–]【Manchester United】ancienthunter 162 points 21 hours ago
    Is it possible to sign Lewandowski before then?
    在那之前我们有机会签下莱万吗？
    [–]【Internacional】Cadu1507 149 points 21 hours ago
    Oi what are you on about m8 Thierry Martial is better than Brazilian Ronaldo
    喂兄弟你搞毛，蒂埃里-马夏尔比巴西那个罗纳尔多还强好吗
    [–]【Manchester United】TheGameOfClones 200 points 22 hours ago
    That was Martial's best game of his United career so far and he didn't even score. The lad's just going to be another level altogether.
    这是马夏尔曼联生涯至今最好的一场比赛，尽管他没有进球。这小伙以后肯定自成一档。
    [–]【Manchester United】anglocunt 181 points 21 hours ago
    He's the black Henry
    他就是黑人版亨利
    [–]【Arsenal】Magicallyshit 139 points 20 hours ago
    The french Henry
    法国版亨利
    [–]【Manchester United】Ghraim 127 points 20 hours ago
    The Henry of the Premier League.
    英超版亨利。
    [–]【Arsenal】14Deadsouls 159 points 22 hours ago
    They've yet to play Leicester and West Ham :P
    他们还没踢过莱斯特和西汉姆呢 :P
    [–]【Manchester United】CuriousBot42 200 points 22 hours ago
    We aren't Arsenal. We fuck up against teams that aren't doing well.
    我们不是阿森纳。我们只有对渣渣队的时候才会搞砸。
    [–]【Arsenal】naryn 139 points 22 hours ago
    Hey, we beat Leicester
    好叫，我们赢了莱斯特好吗
    [–]【Manchester United】Cuban_Mahogany 99 points 22 hours ago
    More impressively you spanked them. A good result for you. Keep it up I've missed a good old scrap for the title against you cunts ;)
    更屌的是你们洗了他们，你们也算拿到好结果了。继续努力啊，超级怀念和你们这帮小婊砸争冠的时候 ;)
    [–]【Arsenal】naryn 60 points 22 hours ago
    It's been a long time coming
    真的是好久好久了
    ON： 纽卡斯尔 2-2 切尔西                                                                        
    [–]【Newcastle United】JustET 149 points 21 hours ago
    I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND THIS CLUB
    我真心搞不懂这家俱乐部！
    [–]【Newcastle United】CaptainGo 9 points 20 hours ago
    I say this every year, at least we're not boring.
    我每年都这么说，起码我鹊不无聊。
    [–]【Chelsea】gremwood 362 points 22 hours ago
    Newcastle makes no fucking sense
    纽卡完全不按常理出牌啊
    [–]【Newcastle United】AlphaPot 158 points 21 hours ago
    The wild ride continues.
    过山车继续坐起来。
    [–]【Chelsea】andthisiswhathe 457 points 22 hours ago*
    Love this game every year when Newcastle turn into 1970 Brazil against Chelsea. Love it.
    Edit: so predictable.
    每年都好喜欢这个客场，每次打车子的时候纽卡就化身70年代巴西队了。太赞。
    编辑：都不带猜的。
    [–]【Arsenal】Goodlake 107 points 21 hours ago
    Every team beats Chelsea but us.
    除了我厂以外人人都能揍车子。
    [–]【Arsenal】shrewphys 136 points 22 hours ago
    What is it about Chelsea that turns Newcastle into Bayern Munich?
    为毛每次切尔西都能把纽卡打成拜仁？
    [–]DaRealV 238 points 22 hours ago
    what a relegation battle this is, good stuff
    保级大战太精彩了，好球啊
    [–]【Chelsea】hamoorftw 629 points 21 hours ago
    8 points in 7 matches..... On the bright side we all gonna die someday and nothing will matter then.
    8场比赛8分……往好处看，人生在世终有一死，其他什么都不重要。
    [–]【Chelsea】CoolHandHazard 361 points 21 hours ago
    Ramires has a clause in his contract that he must score one screamer each season
    拉米雷斯合同里是不是有条条款要求每赛季一定要进一个爆射的
    [–]【Chelsea】Banana_massacre 99 points 21 hours ago
    I was hoping he'd save it for the CL
    我等着他留到欧冠再放大招的
    [–]【Barcelona】thelefteye 138 points 21 hours ago
    Not again pls
    求放过
    [–]【Chelsea】CoolHandHazard 77 points 20 hours ago
    ( ?° ?? ?°)
    [–]【Chelsea】VengefulKM 132 points 20 hours ago
    ( ?⊙ ?? ?⊙)
    [–]【Manchester United】-_Sunny5_- 225 points 21 hours ago*
    When you see Chelsea has lost points yet again
    当你又一次看到切尔西丢分
    [–]【Chelsea】newyorkzola 386 points 21 hours ago
    When you're fighting relegation, a point at St. James is quite respectable.
    保级道路上在圣詹姆斯公园拿一分可是很关键的。
    [–]【Chelsea】midoman111 75 points 20 hours ago
    8 points in 7 matches isn't so bad. We're probably staying up.
    7场比赛拿8分还不错啊。我车应该能保级。
    [–]【Manchester United】TheLeviathong 68 points 20 hours ago
    Aye, at that rate you should earn 43 points over the course of the season. That's comfortably safe.
    哈哈是的，照这个节奏你们这赛季能拿43分。很稳。
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